A Poem For A New Puppy Owner
Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants. Don’t steal food or underpants. Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair. Don’t rip the stuffing from that chair! Don’t eat those peas! Don’t touch that bush! Don’t chew my shoes. What IS that mush? Eat your cookies. Drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink! Away […]
