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I Am My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be. This widow had a grow-up daughter With flowing hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now my […]


Did you see that bare-breasted, pole-climbing dancer today? She was strutting her stuff in ways I won’t say! Why do they allow such a public display? And, what about those males? They all should have tails to hang around as they do; They pick and scratch while they spit and chew, but if you look […]

Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand […]

A Little Buggy

Woke up one mornin’ in a buggy drivin.’ Looked in the mirror and saw I was inside. Didn’t know if I was goin’ or arrivin.’ Just knew that I was tired of the ride. Got a rattle in Seattle, cracked my axle in Tuscaloo. Dropped my chassis in Talahassee, blew my last fuse in Baton […]


I Open My Windows and What do I See? More Windows Waiting for Me. I Open and Close With the Click of My Mouse And Watch the Whole World From Inside My House Explore Windows and ME by Diana J. Bishop

Fallen Through Infaduation

I spoke, Now i’ve got nothing to lie of, cry out to get away with it, and feel aggrevated for something I’ll be honest then realize when i’m not. The moment i fall watch me stand up however it feels to recover from torment and pain this affection should last awhile. If you ever feel […]

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