My moggies are more than pets, they are my children too. They’re guaranteed to cheer me up whenever I am blue. Moomin is a tubby one, she loves to roll and play, she eats catnip by the barrelful, and then she rolls all day! Minstrel is the sensible one, always in control, but always by […]
Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants. Don’t steal food or underpants. Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair. Don’t rip the stuffing from that chair! Don’t eat those peas! Don’t touch that bush! Don’t chew my shoes. What IS that mush? Eat your cookies. Drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink! Away […]
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, how those geese and ganders squabble! Cluck, cluck, quack, quack, quack, ducks and chickens answer back. Woof, woof, bark, bark, bark, puppies romp around and lark. Moo go the cows, and bull goes moo, oh what a hull-a-ba, hull-aba-loo. The horse cries neigh and the sheep goes baa-a-a, squeak goes the […]
The black rain fell upon The street in the early dawn At the piles of cats in the street Laying there, at my feet I had an idea in my mind And sat thinking in the rain Cat cookies, cat rolls A cat in all soup bowls Cat tails on house doors Use them to […]
What matter’s to a cat It’s not the fact that you stroke them Or you groom them Or you sleep with them all night No, it’s that bowl of tucker No, it’s that bowl of tit-bits A happy cat is a, fat belly cat A happy cat is a slow moving cat A cat who […]
Little Poppy Sparrow adventures you would seek, Your tail would just keep moving if a bird let out a tweet, Jumping on the kitchen tops, you are so silly little pops, Any movment in the bush you’d investigate, no matter how long it took, We would shake your food so you would come, You are […]
This cat Is cat How cat They cat Met cat Five cat Years ago He cat Sent cat A cat Text cat In cat Code cat To her phone They cat Talked cat For cat Week’s cat And cat Then cat Fell in love You cat Too cat Must cat Now cat Crack cat The […]
Why do I hate my homework? It is a pest like a brother Or a sister of another It is like a very boring book Or like my mom’s disgusting cook It is a creature of its own The kind that makes me gag and moan Why do I hate my homework? I really hate […]
I hate homework ihate it i hate it i hate it i never do my homework i always get 1’s i throw my homework in the garbage who cares about homework. by junior Sinchi
Student: “My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up,” I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn’t going well. I didn’t want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale: “Before he ate, he took my work And tossed […]
