My moggies are more than pets,
they are my children too.
They’re guaranteed to cheer me up
whenever I am blue.
Moomin is a tubby one,
she loves to roll and play,
she eats catnip by the barrelful,
and then she rolls all day!
Minstrel is the sensible one,
always in control,
but always by her sisters side,
to play fight or roll!
My two mogs are [...]
Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair.
Don’t rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don’t eat those peas! Don’t touch that bush!
Don’t chew my shoes. What IS that mush?
Eat your cookies. Drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the cat box, it’s for the cat!
And [...]
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,
how those geese and ganders squabble!
Cluck, cluck, quack, quack, quack,
ducks and chickens answer back.
Woof, woof, bark, bark, bark,
puppies romp around and lark.
Moo go the cows, and bull goes moo,
oh what a hull-a-ba, hull-aba-loo.
The horse cries neigh and the sheep goes baa-a-a,
squeak goes the trailer on the farmers car.
the piglets are squealing, grunt, [...]
The black rain fell upon
The street in the early dawn
At the piles of cats in the street
Laying there, at my feet
I had an idea in my mind
And sat thinking in the rain
Cat cookies, cat rolls
A cat in all soup bowls
Cat tails on house doors
Use them to mop the floors
Feed the prisoners in jails
One cat [...]
What matter’s to a cat
It’s not the fact that you stroke them
Or you groom them
Or you sleep with them all night
No, it’s that bowl of tucker
No, it’s that bowl of tit-bits
A happy cat is a, fat belly cat
A happy cat is a slow moving cat
A cat who sleeps all day
And fornicates all night
A cat who [...]
Little Poppy Sparrow adventures you would seek,
Your tail would just keep moving if a bird let out a tweet,
Jumping on the kitchen tops, you are so silly little pops,
Any movment in the bush you’d investigate, no matter how long it took,
We would shake your food so you would come,
You are my best friend , you [...]
This cat Is cat How cat
They cat Met cat Five cat
Years ago
He cat Sent cat A cat
Text cat In cat Code cat
To her phone
They cat Talked cat For cat
Week’s cat And cat Then cat
Fell in love
You cat Too cat Must cat
Now cat Crack cat The cat
Cryptic code
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Scarborough Gypsy
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Why do I hate my homework?
It is a pest like a brother
Or a sister of another
It is like a very boring book
Or like my mom’s disgusting cook
It is a creature of its own
The kind that makes me gag and moan
Why do I hate my homework?
I really hate my homework
It makes me want to go [...]
I hate homework
ihate it
i hate it
i hate it
i never do my homework
i always get 1’s
i throw my homework in the garbage
who cares about homework.
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junior Sinchi
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Student:
“My doggy ate my homework.
He chewed it up,” I said.
But when I offered my excuse
My teacher shook her head.
I saw this wasn’t going well.
I didn’t want to fail.
Before she had a chance to talk,
I added to the tale:
“Before he ate, he took my work
And tossed it in a pot.
He simmered it with succotash
Till it was [...]
