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A Fat Cat Is A Happy Cat

What matter’s to a cat
It’s not the fact that you stroke them
Or you groom them
Or you sleep with them all night
No, it’s that bowl of tucker
No, it’s that bowl of tit-bits
A happy cat is a, fat belly cat
A happy cat is a slow moving cat
A cat who sleeps all day
And fornicates all night
A cat who sleeps in the coolest place in summer
Or the warmest place in winter
So women remember, a fat cat is a happy cat
So women remember, three meals a day
And we love plenty of Sex

allan James saywell

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