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Facebook Quotes and Status

Facebook Quotes

“True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t have an ending”

“Never close your lips to those Whom you have opened your heart.”

“Missing you is the definition of hope.”

“Once I loved until I could not breathe.”

“I know there’s other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me.”

“Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.”

Funny Facebook Status

  • sells Ethics Degree’s for a decent price.
  • tastes like purple…
  • invented the Internet.
  • – Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
  • Haiku’s are weird
    and sometimes they don’t make sense
  • always hated weddings because old people would come over and poke me saying “You’re next.”. They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals.
  • wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn’t called a pushy sucky???”
  • just asked his Girlfriend the Big Question!! She said No, she never slept with Tiger Woods!
  • wouldn’t steal a car, but I’d download one if I could.
  • Things to remember: Girls don’t appreciate it when you yell ‘beast mode’ when switching to doggy style.
  • has noticed that friends are scarce, when not on Facebook.
  • is wearing his birthday suit under all these clothes.
  • brakes for unicorns.
  • is the stuff that dreams are made of.
  • monitors your every status change vehemently
  • is hoping this God fellow would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit for me in a Swiss bank account.
  • is obsessed with spicy cabbages.
  • is intending to live forever – so far, so good.
  • is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • is adamant that if we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure!
  • is moving tectonic plates.
  • is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
  • just saw that Harry Potter movie. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends?
  • met this girl at the pub and she told me her ’sex was on fire’. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
  • is sweating like an emo in a knife factory…
  • smells like he just gave birth to the sweat gland.
  • finds your lack of nudity disturbing

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