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Sms Poems

A large text message collection of funny mobile phone sms txt messages. Send these cute love sms, naughty sms, insult sms, rude sms, friends sms, kiss sms, birthday sms, urdu sms, hindi sms, punjabi sms, free sms, christmas sms messages and wise words to your loved ones.

BITE OF U

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

UR SMILE

Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier

STARS

If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you

DOVE

when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor

KISS

if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

HUH?

As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky… i wonder…
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

BOOK OF LIFE

Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

LETTING GO

if i luv sum1 let them go…
if they return it was meant to b…
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

FORGET ME NOT

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

SENT WITH A SMILE

god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

STOLEN

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

FOUND YOU

I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I’m really glad
to have you found

ANGEL

last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn’t watch over another angel

DONT4GET

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME

If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i’ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

ALL THE TIME

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

TOO MUCH!

when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

2 GOOD 2 B TRUE

they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there’s only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

FALL

U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.

4EVER

u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

MEANT 2 B

i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

STOLEN

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

DONT MESS WITH ME

here’s my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i’ll kick ur ass

MA HUNI

Gifts r given @ b’days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is…. cuz UR MA HUNI!!

LUV U

I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.

KISS 2 U

a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me

COZ

It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it’s most beautiful angel…


AMONG THE STARS

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

MISS U

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

I MISS U

I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

LOVE ME

Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!


FALLING

You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!


EVRY NITE

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

LEARN 2 LUV

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

Funny Celebrity Halloween Quotes And Sayings

Need a laugh this morning? We’ve gathered some funny celebrity Halloween quotes and sayings to get you into the Halloween spirit! Celebs love Halloween too, as you can see from the Halloween quotes and sayings below.

Here are some of our favorites:

Rodney Dangerfield – “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me!”

Erma Bombeck – “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween”

George Carlin – “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

Conan O’Brien – “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

Loretta Lynn – “We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.”

Henry David Thoreau – “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than sit on a crowded velvet cushion.”

Mark Twain – “Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”

Linus Van Pelt – “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

River Phoenix – “Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”

Halloween Poems

Five Little Pumpkin Sitting On A Gate

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
The first one said,
"Oh my, it’s getting late."
The second one said,
"But we don’t care."
The third one said,
"I see witches in the air."
The fourth one said,
"Let’s run, and run, and run."
The fifth one said,
"Get ready for some fun."
Then whoosh went the wind,
and out went the lights,
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!

Spooks

– by Sandra Liatsos
There’s a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There’s a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.

Walk Into My Parlor

– by Mary Howitt
"Will you walk into my parlor?"
said the spider to the fly;
"Tis the prettiest little parlor that you ever did spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
"Oh no, no!" said the little fly,
"to ask me is in vain;
For who goes up your winding stair
can never come down again."

Halloween

– by Mary Jane Carr
Witches flying past on broomsticks,
Black cats leaping here and there,
White-robed spooks on every corner,
Mournful moaning in the air,
Goblins peering out of windows,
Spirit-things that rap and run-
But don’t be scared-it’s just October,
Having one last hour of fun!

Haunted House

– by Jack Prelutsky
There’s a house upon the hilltop
We will not go inside
For that is where the witches live,
Where ghosts and goblins hide.
Tonight they have their party,
All the lights are burning bright,
But oh we will not go inside
The haunted house tonight.
The demons there are whirling
And the spirits swirl about.
They sing their songs to Halloween.
"Come join the fun," they shout.
But we do not want to go there
So we run with all our might
And oh we will not go inside
The haunted house tonight.

The Scariest Thing

– by Mairi Tereas Gallagher
Some things are scary 
Others are not,
Like ghosts and goblins,
And things that rot
Cats and dogs are not scary 
At all, 
All they do is play chase
And catch a ball.
But the scariest thing 
Creeps around at night, 
Looking for victims 
To scratch and bite.
It hides its face 
It’s too ugly to see, 
It rules all the monsters,
Both tall and wee.
Those who’ve seen his face,
Their eyes burst and bleed,
They beg for mercy 
"Spare us, spare us," they plead.
But he’s not a giver 
He takes what he finds,
All sorts of people 
Both sightseers and blind.
You’ve got the picture,
That he is the king
Of everything scary, 
Every little scary thing.
So watch out at night ’cause if
By him you’re seen,
He’ll give you an evil grin
And say…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Funny Halloween Quotes

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.
Chris Rock
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Charles Swartz
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barharn
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O’Brien
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
William Shakespeare
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?
Drew Carey

Facebook Quotes and Status

Facebook Quotes

“True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t have an ending”

“Never close your lips to those Whom you have opened your heart.”

“Missing you is the definition of hope.”

“Once I loved until I could not breathe.”

“I know there’s other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me.”

“Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.”

Funny Facebook Status

  • sells Ethics Degree’s for a decent price.
  • tastes like purple…
  • invented the Internet.
  • – Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
  • Haiku’s are weird
    and sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator
  • always hated weddings because old people would come over and poke me saying “You’re next.”. They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals.
  • wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn’t called a pushy sucky???”
  • just asked his Girlfriend the Big Question!! She said No, she never slept with Tiger Woods!
  • wouldn’t steal a car, but I’d download one if I could.
  • Things to remember: Girls don’t appreciate it when you yell ‘beast mode’ when switching to doggy style.
  • has noticed that friends are scarce, when not on Facebook.
  • is wearing his birthday suit under all these clothes.
  • brakes for unicorns.
  • is the stuff that dreams are made of.
  • monitors your every status change vehemently
  • is hoping this God fellow would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit for me in a Swiss bank account.
  • is obsessed with spicy cabbages.
  • is intending to live forever – so far, so good.
  • is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • is adamant that if we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure!
  • is moving tectonic plates.
  • is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
  • just saw that Harry Potter movie. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends?
  • met this girl at the pub and she told me her ’sex was on fire’. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
  • is sweating like an emo in a knife factory…
  • smells like he just gave birth to the sweat gland.
  • finds your lack of nudity disturbing

Misssing you

I sit here on this cold bed
thinking about you, those lips,
those eyes, that beautiful smile

I love you so much and can’t
resist your love and the way you kiss
missing you I will be; here in my room
it’s nowhere to be without you
all I can do is cry. Oh, my God
how much I love you.

There’s memories of you in my head
there’s loneliness in my heart
I wish my life wasn’t so hard
And that we weren’t so far apart

I miss that fire in your eyes
I miss the way you smile
you took away that empty feeling
and made everything worthwhile

I love you so much
with all my heart that it hurts
and more than anything in this world
I wish you still loved me
the way I love you….

I want you to Love Me
I love you so much,
but I can’t tell you
Cause you far away

My life changed when I met you
loneliness became a thing of the past.
I really thank God that we met
for where would I be without you

I am not a great poet so I won’t try to be
I just want to tell you what you mean to me
It is so wonderful that we met
It’s something I will never forget

My love for you, Is so very true
tea amo, mi amor (I love you my love)
and now and forever
I want you to know that
you are my only true love

If I only knew what was on your mind,
my answers wouldn’t be so hard to find.
It’s hard for me to say the things I want to say,
but I’m going to because I can’t wait another day.

You opened my eyes and now I can see,
really how much you mean to me.
You are my angel sent from above,
and you showed me the meaning of true love.

I love you

by

Janet Baez

Love Quotes by William Shakespeare

“My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.”

“O, spirit of love, how quick and fresh art thou.”

“They do not love that do not show their love.”

“The course of true love never did run smooth.”

“So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me.”

“When you depart from me sorrow abides, and happiness takes his leave.”

“Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.”

“Love for thy love, and hand for hand I give.”

“Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals.”

“Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books; but love from love, toward school with heavy looks.”

“Love goes to love like schoolboys from their books. But love from love, towards school with heavy looks.”

“Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind.”

“My only love sprung from my only hate.”

“A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still gently allows you to grow.”

“So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life.”

“When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.”

“Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares.”

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

by

William Shakespeare

True Love

With every kiss that you give to me,
I am reminded of how much I love you
With every look you give me,
I realize no one could love me the same

With every single hug,
I know there is no need for tears
With every single word,
I’m right where I belong

With every single memory of you,
I see how God was setting us up
With every waking moment,
I think of you nonstop

With every step I take,
I know its one step closer to that special day
With every breath I take,
I feel you drawing nearer

With every thought of you,
I realize how madly in love I am with you
With every single action,
I can see my future

With every smile,
I can see my one true love
With every little whisper,
I know that you’re the one

by

Grace Elisabeth Adams

Something Cracked

I heard your voice in the night
I thought I would hold on to you tight
You hurt me once
You hurt me twice
I never thought you would break my heart
I never thought you would break me apart
Our love should of meant more
You broke my heart and left through the door
You hurt me once
You hurt me twice
Never again will I feel this pain
I won’t let you walk all over me and there will be no shame!

by

Trystan Ratcliff

Spring Love

You can’t see it,
but it’s there just the same.
Some think its a competition,
some just a game.

It’s wet all day,
and cold all night.
It’s mistakeable,
but watch it take flig

Sometimes it passes,
sometimes it stays.
It goes on forever
in its irreversible ways

by

Emma DeRosa


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