I Love
I love you I love you,
I love you so well,
if I had a skunk
I would give you a smell.
If I were a cat
I would give you a bite.
If I were a witch
I would give you a fright.
If I were a bathtub
I’d give you a splash.
If I were a fungus
I’d give you a rash.
I love you so much
that I won’t tell a lie,
I promise we’ll marry
the day that I die.
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